波豆城的西南區住著一群不喜歡新建築的人，每棟新建築物一完工，居民就扶老攜幼開始破壞，老太婆用小錐子在牆上一個洞一個洞地慢慢銑。年青人開始在可以看到的建築物外觀上塗鴉，小孩子則在出發前喝了一大堆水準備到了新建築物時在其四周小便。這兒的新建築物不超過二十四小時，就和其周圍的建築物一樣地蒼老，一樣有著類似的外觀。一位老婆婆同我說，這兒的建築每一棟都有著類似的顏色與命運。而不同的只是性格（機能）上的差異。

“我們創造自由平等的建築物！”城裡的人們說著。

In southwest Bordeaux, there is a village with no new buildings. As soon as a building is constructed, the village people start demolishing it. The elderly punch holes in the walls with tiny drills; youths scrawl gratifies on every bore surface; kids drinks lots of beverages so they can pee around the building. No new building lasts more than twenty-four hours before aging and growing to resemble its neighbors. All that differentiates buildings is their functions.

" We make all buildings equal. ", said the village residents.

最近在超級市場可以看到一種叫做‘旅行經驗’的果醬，口味依目的地和經驗有所不同。有關巴黎的果醬，依經驗則分為建築、繪畫、文學、歷史、音樂、餐飲、紅燈區和地下鐵等，共有一百四十項之多。你若喜歡刺激的旅行經驗還可以多花三倍的錢特別向工廠訂購，比如說異國情，被搶被扒，或者像搶銀行，從艾菲爾鐵塔上不小心掉下來的經驗都可以買的到。

這種果醬，可以直接吃或塗在麵包上做成三明治。許多愛旅行的人常常用十幾種果醬做成一個超級三明治，這種‘超級三明治’的後遺症是許多身裁健美的旅行家現在一個個都開始走樣。製造‘旅行經驗’果醬的公司在上個星期天的報紙廣告中聲明將在二個星期以內推出健怡果醬和旅行經驗泡泡水……。

愛旅行又怕肥的人有福了！

A new food product called " Bon-voyage Jam " was just launched. Like fruit jam, but instead of fruit tastes, it is bottled with the various flavors of traveler experiences. The Jam is flavored according to travel destinations and seasons, which later subcategorized into different events. There are experiences like architecture, painting, literature, history, gambling, music, and dinning etc. Paris jams, for example, already come in a hundred & four different flavors and the manufacturer comes up with new ones daily. If you prefer wild experiences there are more choices. You can be robbed in the subway station or jump from the Eiffel tower. You can even have packages custom made for you if you are willing their prices. The only downside reported it that frequent travelers find the jams take a toll on their weight lines. Last Sunday, the manufacturer announced that diet jam would be available in about 2 weeks, both non-fat and sugar-free. They will be diversifying into Traveler Experience Sparkling Water soon.

Fantastic news!